shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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