Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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