Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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