I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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