Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize