My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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