we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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