gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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