just tell him i said nine months
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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