he wants to bone in the snuggie
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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