And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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