its not stalking. its research.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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