I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
He felt like a one man threesome
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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