i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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