I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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