love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Of course I have a pirate flag
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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