u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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