O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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