I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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