it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
