hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
