That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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