So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I think your dad took our porno
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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