We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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