dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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