i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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