they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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