Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
