your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
you never un-have a 4some
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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