I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
This is the high leading the old right now
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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