Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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