like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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