I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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