No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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