no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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