I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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