No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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