you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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