Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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