I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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