THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Will exercising make me less horny?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
