How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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