i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
