i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Found your dick twin last night
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
i think my cat just said my name.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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