im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
