So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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