Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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