Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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