there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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