I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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