O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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