Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
