maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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