he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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