Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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