I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We got so high we made milksteak
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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