I'm so fucking centered right now
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize