Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
