I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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